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definately

An alternative spelling of the word "definitely", used most notoriously by a sensationably adorable girl whose defiant side causes her to use a more phenetic spelling for words with arbitrary spellings.
You definately don't spell "definitely" as "definitely".
by andy jeffreys November 11, 2007
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Noob (2nd Definition)

To get lucky. To win in a contest based on luck or cheats. The first use of this word originated from the character "Noob Saibot" in the video game "Mortal Kombat II".

The character Noob Saibot was named after Tobias Boon (Noob Saibot spelled backwards), one of the creators of the game. Considered to be the most dificult character of the game, Noob Saibot would "cheat" to win. Some would say their defeat by Noob Saibot was luck, chance.

It was common to hear someone say "you got noobed" when they would unfairly lose or to be called a noob if the person won in a "cheating" or "lucky" fashion while playing in a video game arcade.
Example 1 for Noob (2nd Definition) -

Person 1: Wow, that guy was lucky!
Person 2: Yeah, you got noobed!

Example 2 -

That guy definitely cheats to win. What a noob!
by Aqati October 20, 2011
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to view a word as if it were reference from a dictionary
by Flamedraguy May 1, 2005
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Self-Insert Definitions

1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.

2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.

3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.
by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019
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DEFINATE

Same as Definite. Unfortunately, this is how British twits pronounce it.
I definately want to go to London for Notting Hill carnival
by Rapchandus January 25, 2015
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definish

The word "definite" with added "ish" prefix; contradictory to the actual word "definitely" because it means probably, sorta, maybe.

Made famous by "The Wizard and I" from Wicked the Muscial.
"...with a talent like yours, dear, there is a definish chance, if you work as you should...you'll be making good."
-from Wicked
by wickedbroadway November 24, 2011
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Definstrate

to throw yourself out a window
Zayn Malik was so hot i definstrated myself
by GavinsDonut January 18, 2015
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