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CLITCH

the cross between a bitch and a clit
stephen2613: BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD CLITCH
by AOL PRIV TABLE March 5, 2010
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Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.
Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.
by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010
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clit block

the act of clogging someones clit with a large solid object
Jonny just clit blocked Olivia with a brick.
by don- the dime January 18, 2014
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man clit

A male with a penis so small it could be mistaken for a clitoris
That dude's dick is so small it must be a man clit.
by paulvincent September 15, 2010
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clitch

A combination between a Clit and a Bitch.
Hey Clitch, whats goin on?
by sms8786 October 17, 2006
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Clit Spit

Accidentally used on an aim conversation between Tim and Jackson. This word refers to biting off a girls clit and spitting it back into her face. It may also be referred to as female ejaculation.
Ex.) That fucking bitch pissed me off so much I'm going to give her the clit spit.

Ex.2) She was moaning and as i found her g-spot she began to clit spit.
by Tim-shot0fclarity08 January 18, 2009
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Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
by Warpath666 October 20, 2016
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