Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.
by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025
Get the Trophy chairmug. when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened
by DenewProfit May 6, 2018
Get the fast chairmug. by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023
Get the Doctor Chairmug. A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. 
A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!
Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!
by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019
Get the rusty chairmug. "I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
Get the Chair in the grassmug.