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La Cave

Fine wines and great times goes hand in hand always 🤝. Imported wines from all around the world ✈️ according to your taste. Also, India’s first wine and spirits luxury retail store 😉.
Need a place to order the finest wines in India, Lets visit La Cave's store
by Digital Kong November 24, 2021
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.
Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!
by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022
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Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day

The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave
What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?
by Shucks77 March 1, 2025
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Cave out

To take a combination of Xanax and Ketamine recreationally, in reference to the Thai cave rescue of the 12 boys who were trapped in a cave by rising flood waters.
Dude you wanna cave out tonight? Totally! You can drag me around the apartment and I won't give a fuuuuck.
by Micherler the Werbler March 29, 2019
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suck cave

When she sucking yo cock and only her head is underneath the blanket
"Get in the suck cave bitchhhhhhhh"
by Dgsisrealwiththisone April 23, 2018
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Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore
Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.
by PaulGold August 4, 2014
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