Semi bisexual

You are a 12 yo white girl that wants to be in the LGBT+ community, so you invent that you are homosexual, but you only like one gender, it's like being bisexual, but only liking one gender, basically, or you're homosexual or straight.

Jimmy: hey how are you
White 12 years old girl: im semi bisexual
Jimmy: what the fuck is that
White 12 years old girl: its that you are bisexual but only like one gender,
Jimmy: so you are straight?
White 12 years old girl: No, IM SEMI BISEXUAL HOMOFOBIC
Jimmy: shut up you stupid bitch, get some parents

by secmansis February 13, 2022

Semi-Bisexual

Just a little bit zesty

Damn that dude is pretty semi-bisexual

by QuandaleDingleTheIII June 6, 2022

Textbook Bisexual

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.

“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”

by Kiki-$3729 June 29, 2022

Semi-Bisexual

A straight person who simps the lgbtq+ community to the point where they coin a new term called “semi-bisexuality” where they are attracted to one gender, that being the opposite sex. (Key word: semi meaning half.)

Person 1: hey, what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: I’m semi-bisexual !
Person 1: go away.

by BLIZZYBOI July 23, 2022

The Bisexual Dream

“The Bisexual Dream” is what you call someone who is the epitome of what men, women, and people are attracted to collectively. It also can go by “The Pansexual Dream”, but “Bisexual” is the coined term.

Have you watched Downstage Dungeons? That whole cast really is The Bisexual Dream, damn.

I honestly think that Ryan Reynolds could change my whole sexuality, he’s seriously The Bisexual Dream.

by wondergirl031918 December 16, 2022

Seasonal Bisexual

Certain bisexuals that every so often (or seasonally) feel a sexual preference change towards the otherwise normally less preferred gender

As a seasonal bisexual, I keep in contact with my handsome male friend David (fwb) for when I feel like a change of pace from beautiful women.

by everyonceinawhile February 4, 2023

A bisexual

Someone who can say that they like both your mother and father.

Dude: Hey Bisexual how do you want to die?
A bisexual: In your mom.
Dude: That’s not funny, my mother is dead.
Bisexual: oh I’m sorry Dude.
Dude: It’s fine. But like, how do you really want to die?
Bisexual : In your dad.

by Jesus.com April 21, 2023