Bits

Originates from the vernacular of South Londoners, a synonym for "drugs". Can be used with an adjective to specify the particular type of drug, e.g. Medium bits in relation to MDMA. Alternatively, a noun modifier may be used to stipulate the type e.g. Cardboard bits for Weed.

Those whose use the word "Bits" have also been known to exclaim the word "oi", with the tendency to prolongate the word in conversation.

Will: "Shaun, have you been on the bits again you fiend".

Chris" Oiiiiiii, get your Bits out".

by Bitswood October 22, 2019

Kyle bit

When one wants a little, but a lot. It is in referendum to an amount comparable between different persons ideologies of interest. As to one a little can be a lot though Vice versa. Ergo this would be a happy go between for those with different technicalities.

Can I have just a kyle bit more?
Yes here you go.

by Handleurban October 6, 2021

riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019

Bit That You Bite

When you wanna drink orange juice but the orange juice touches the bit that you bite on your lip.

Reggie: "Dude! The orange juice just stung the bit that you bite!"
Bartholomew: "Thanks for the warning! I'll be cautious for the bit that I bite!"

by sparklediva29 April 20, 2025

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

Bit by the Blue Dragon

A phenomenon occurring in portalets when a splash of the dyed-blue water comes all the way back up and hits the user, resulting in an unpleasant sensation and often a blue stain on the affected area.

“Yo, I’m headed to use the portalet”
“Alright, don’t get bit by the Blue Dragon!”

by youseriousrn June 29, 2024