Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.

When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010

Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.

What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!

by beaverpork August 24, 2011

Jelly Bean Jizz

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.

Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016

bean button

bean button -- to touch the correct spot on a women clit during sex

During sex with my girl friend I continuously touched the bean button for her to orgasm .

by Qfind June 1, 2016

hoon bean

someone who acts sarcastic at times, but in the end is a nice person. acts like a "mom friend" at times.

Hoon Bean is so fabulous!

by lolzies69 June 28, 2017

Green bean turkay wang

Green bean turkay wang is an upcoming song title for the greatest song writer in history chrisy poo. It is a mixture of green beans and turkay wings.

Green bean turkay wang, put it in the oven and hear it sang

by The Chrisy poo May 23, 2021

Bean

My cat, she is very cute

Me: wow, look at Bean! She looks very cute!

by TheMeanCoconut March 21, 2022