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The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 23, 2009
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54th base

when you have sex with somebody then eat their leg
buzz lightyear went to 54th base with woody.
by hubbalubbabizzjizzdizz May 10, 2009
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BasedCaden

Caden is a very, very based person. He loves to call Eric based, but yet, he is a fool for being based himself. He is also mega gay, like super-mega gay, like having a date with 4 gay men type of gay. He likes KFC, and he when he grows up he wants to be Colonel Sanders, loves Dairy Queen, and is a McDumbass. When he is near, beware, for he might eat you.

His name stands for:

C ock
A nd
D ick
E njoyer
N ice
"BasedCaden? What are you doing with that McDonald's pickle?"

"... hehehhe ... gay ... food ... KFC ... yumyum"
by JG Sworder January 20, 2022
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base deal

Mike and Worm got the shit kicked out of them by police at the $20/40 table when Worm was found to be base dealing.
by Dropout21 April 25, 2006
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Basefris

A disc-based game inspired by baseball. Played on a standard baseball or softball field, the game consists of two teams alternating turns either "hitting" or "fielding", just like baseball.

The pitcher begins by throwing the disc to the opposing team's current hitter, who then must catch the disc (under certain conditions, including distance away, height of the disc, etc.), and, if successful, throws it back into the field, which counts as a hit. If an attempt is made to catch the disc by the hitter, but fails for some reason, then that is a strike. Similarly, if the disc fails to fly into the established zone of height or vertical distance from the hitter, then it is considered a "disc" (a ball in baseball).

The rest of the game is played in a similar manner to baseball. If a fielder catches the disc thrown by the hitter, then they're out. Bases are run just like the ball game too.

The only real difference is if there is no catcher: if the fielding team manages to throw the disc over home plate before the runner on 3rd makes it home, then it counts as an out.
This game of Basefris is quite honestly one of the worst games I have ever played. I feel like my life has no purpose anymore.
by drwatz0n June 8, 2011
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Baked Deuce

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.
by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011
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base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.
i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.
by ralfie January 5, 2014
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