puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

brown bag'er

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with a condom, and then inserting the shit covered rubber in the whore's twat.

i always give a girl a tube of vagisil after i brown bag'er

by daringe September 18, 2012

Casual Badger

That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject

''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''

''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''

by AwkwardRaptor June 18, 2013

sex badger

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.

Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.

by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014