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We Tech Those

''We are professionals of that especific technological machinery we use.''
Jeff: Bro, What this box ?
Dave: We Tech Those man !
by E-102 Gamma September 14, 2019
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Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010
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tech

tech (adj). someone smart is tech. derived from the room (30/01/22)
she a fucking diana and she tech too.
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.
Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!
by TJMcurry September 23, 2022
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Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018
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Tech-support

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you
microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open
by your local thot November 5, 2018
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