Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

by Casually Moral April 22, 2011

Chow Ding Sweet Thing

If your technically good-looking, clever and like tequilas, this is basically a substitute for "goodbye"

Sarah : Bye Sweetums, i must depart, see you tomorrow, for that luncheon
Laura : Chow Ding Sweet Thing, oh and wear that paisley-patterned dress!

by Jalilalalalalal May 13, 2008

do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s

line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"

by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009

friendship thing-a-ma-jig

three rings signifying everlasting friendship

i gave her a friendship thing-a-ma-jig to show her my true devoted friendship

by marisa_b March 17, 2008

one thing led to another

A phrase used by men when telling stories. This phrase is used almost inevitably referring to sex.

We went back to my apartment and started watching the movie. well, one thing led to another and the next thing you know i'm banging her

by Moomoomoo2 October 21, 2008

Swear emote things

Swear emotes, using middle fingers and angry, bored or annoyed faces. :). Just keep practicing and fiddlin' about until, hopefully, you find a good one! These are cool swear emote things below. =P

,,|,, <(-.-")> ,,|,,

_,|,, <(~.~")> ,,|,_

,,),, <(>.<)> ,,),,

..|.. (><) ..|..

(Above) Swear Emote Things! =D

by DUM DUM DUUUM - Hated Demon April 6, 2007

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.

(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

by DennyJr January 19, 2007