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newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.
friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'
by leialt April 26, 2021
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Neeps Day

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day
by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013
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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 14, 2010
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daddy day

girlfriend: yeah baby you know what today is

boyfriend: no what is it today?
girlfriend: daddy day i can tell you daddy all day long
by wolf06 October 31, 2020
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schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!
“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”
by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023
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fiing day

(fing)
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
alarm blares
man smashes it with sledgehammer, "Screw work, I'm taking a FIING day"
by eriCartman December 29, 2007
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