Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie

I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025

Donald Blumpkin

Adjective-
Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

by cmat1228 January 24, 2025

jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin

Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.

Charlene gave John rooftop blumpkin.

by GutCassidy February 4, 2025