max rat

Ugly thing

That "Max Rat" is fugly.

by Maxyyy Rat June 22, 2017

The Max Lean

A lean in which a male of the species rests his frame on one arm, leaning in to listen to a female speak with the intention of sleeping with her.

"Oh shit. Max did the max lean! He must wanna f**k this girl!"

by MythMiggy November 9, 2019

Max Sombong

A man who has the power of Ranch dressing on his side to soon inevitably cover the world in it’s ever lasting white flavor.

Stop being a Max Sombong with the ranch. Run while you still can!

by Ranch bandits December 2, 2021

Max Wallace

milf

Max Wallace is a milf

by iwbfoieusbgr May 9, 2022

pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 4, 2019

max mcloy

a sick bastard that likes to circomcise cats with a rusty scalpel

by kuju October 8, 2003

Max Kong

To use the excuse to make a cup of tea so you can flirt with the maid that's cleaning the kitchen.

Dude, I just caught Greg Max Konging while he's supposed to be at the meeting!

by Maxkongman July 20, 2016