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Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.
"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018
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digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
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one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
by wordwatcher April 23, 2012
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Truck drivers

The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.
The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
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"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
by anonymous May 16, 2021
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022
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