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Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.
“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Zaching

To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats
"Sorry for Zaching real quick, but I'm so fuckin depressed lmao"
by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019
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Zach

Zach is honestly a great guy, but he has his flaws like all people do. Zach is the kind of guy who will make you fall in love with him and want to be with him every single second of the day. But Zach is a no go for commitment or anything serious, he's not willing to settle down. But he's smart, talented, sweet, nerdy, extremely loyal, and very outgoing, not to mention has a tasteful sense of style. But again, as soon as you meet a Zach he can be gone just like that. So if you meet one never let him go, be yourself, and cherish the time you do have with him while you still have it.
by Cashew March 13, 2019
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Zach Herron

A really hot guy who is in a band called Why Shouldn't We.... no, Why Don't We. (My bad)
He has a boyfriend named Jack Avery (jachary muh doods)
He has a girlfriend named Kay Cook, currently.
Friend: Who's that on your profile pic @imrubyherron ?
Me: It's my 'mentally dating husband', Zach Herron

Or in another occasion...

Friend: Who's the best ship in WDW
Me: Definetely #jachary. Zach Herron and Jack Avery
by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019
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Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact
Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
by <;)> May 11, 2018
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zach

wrong. delusionally, utterly, psychotically, gut-wrenchingly, cock-suckingly wrong
i cant believe he’s being such a zach yolking on himself using a machine gun!
by bindbingowksiz July 7, 2022
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Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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