Patrick

He’s a very uptight guy Patrick’s usually aren’t very hot there abit ugly but they can show u a good time with his parents

Ohh look it’s Patrick ‘please tdobt come over here’

by Sara106 November 22, 2021

Patrick Hugh Thiele

Sex driven rapist, often indulges in bestiality

wow its a Patrick Hugh Thiele

by Andrew Thiele July 31, 2024

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets go get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Very bad personal December 20, 2019

Patrick Webster

the most confusing guy on the planet.
AKA - Ginger.
loves mountain dew, will always have one in hand.

would probably make a great boyfriend but this girl will never know :p

you see that ginger in the bulls hoodie?

yeah

yup thats Patrick Webster.

by this confused girl. April 15, 2011

Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.

Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.

by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019

Patrick Fisher

The guy with a HUGE penis. His ass is also godly.

Friend: "Wow! Patrick, your ass is out of this world!"
Patrick Fisher: "Thanks buddy!, you don't need to tell me, just feel me!"

by TwitchDruidMystic October 30, 2018

A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.

Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.

by garboojizz November 24, 2021