Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

by Rebreps November 3, 2023

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014

Waffle stomp

It’s where a person shits on a drain that looks like a waffle and stomps it through .

“That was the biggest waffle stomp I’ve ever seen.”

by Big donger November 16, 2019

getting waffled

When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass

Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled

by ifjsajfoiewajfoawe July 15, 2020

Waffle Supremacist

One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.

STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.

by joey_minaj December 1, 2017