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creamy turtle

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!
by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009
mugGet the creamy turtlemug.

Sea Turtle

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.
by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013
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Emo Turtle

A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.
Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.

Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.
by StormyDreamCloud March 26, 2010
mugGet the Emo Turtlemug.

White Turtle

A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.
Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.
by Tkette11 July 6, 2010
mugGet the White Turtlemug.

green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.
On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.
by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014
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Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles
Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!
by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010
mugGet the Turtle Snatchermug.

turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.
Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?
by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013
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