Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face

"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"

by kinglish October 19, 2018

nipple frost

When your SO won't bang you for at least 3 days in a row. Or for older folks, when your SO refuses to warm your soup.

My wife has nipple frost because I stepped on her dog.

by stanktank January 7, 2016

Jiggle Nipples

The act of a female motor boating a male during ejaculation.

"After a long day at work, I enjoy a healthy dose of jiggle nipples"

"Hey Becky, after we finish our cereal can I get some jiggle nipples?"

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

pinnacle nipple

The highest pointed nipple known to the entire race of man kind. It's rare as fuck to find , hey maybe take a peak down your blouse , it's a small world afterall.

Last weekend when I was folding my dead grandmas laundry, I noticed a pointed abstraction surfacing my cotton shirt so I looked underneath and all that I could see was my pinnacle nipple

by Fasho1234 June 20, 2014

Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

Nipple Riders

Pants that are pulled up unusually high so as to nearly touch the wearer's nipples

My grandfather wearing some sweat nipple riders

by Smarmy McQueasy June 5, 2014

frying nipple

When you're attempting to make food while your hands are preoccupied, and you frantically attempt to fry various dishes by taping pre-fried food to your nipples.

(At a Carnival)

Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.

by Fizzy Izzy June 5, 2018