Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)
by Aristondemos October 30, 2020
A common phrase used when playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sexy Goggles are special head attire that make the Russian terrorists look much more BA. Possibly meant to be night vision goggles, they are never in use in the game so serve no purpose but to look good.
"While playing Spec Ops we had to make sure to stay focused and not get distracted by the sexy goggles all the enemies were wearing."
by BSWSG December 17, 2009
The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 07, 2022
by Buckle July 10, 2018
derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google.
It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
by Hexbomber January 04, 2011
A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.
by The turret December 14, 2020
Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire October 01, 2014