by Jacqueline Sparrow December 18, 2013
Get the nipple bathmug. "After a long day at work, I enjoy a healthy dose of jiggle nipples"
"Hey Becky, after we finish our cereal can I get some jiggle nipples?"
"Hey Becky, after we finish our cereal can I get some jiggle nipples?"
by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019
Get the Jiggle Nipplesmug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple beansmug. by Smarmy McQueasy June 5, 2014
Get the Nipple Ridersmug. When you're attempting to make food while your hands are preoccupied, and you frantically attempt to fry various dishes by taping pre-fried food to your nipples.
(At a Carnival)
Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.
Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.
by Fizzy Izzy June 5, 2018
Get the frying nipplemug. The highest pointed nipple known to the entire race of man kind. It's rare as fuck to find , hey maybe take a peak down your blouse , it's a small world afterall.
Last weekend when I was folding my dead grandmas laundry, I noticed a pointed abstraction surfacing my cotton shirt so I looked underneath and all that I could see was my pinnacle nipple
by Fasho1234 June 20, 2014
Get the pinnacle nipplemug. The DJ pulled out the biggest bag of Molly I had ever seen @ the solstice party in the party barn then instead of finger dips Natasha suggested we do nipple dips.
by TheAhSatan May 27, 2021
Get the Nipple Dipmug.