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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.
by CockDiesal August 13, 2009
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hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021
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Wise guy hump

Someone who is an obsessive fanboy over the mob whether that be over the lives they lives or just mob movies
by Chemisfff May 10, 2023
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hump day

a day when u hump a pillow
sev: what is hump day😧😧😧
person b: is when u ride a pillow 💯
by urmom123457869 December 15, 2021
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sacrum humping

bottom guy (or girl) lies prone, and top/dom girl, who usually masturbates by humping pillows, rides spinous tubercles of lower back. gives guy feeling of being ridden and being a bottom bitch.
-do you miss eda?
-yeah man she was crazy but is an excellent at sacrum humping.
by ferever September 6, 2018
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sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016
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