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CO

David: yea man I had to stop messing with josh. He’s a CO frl
Oscar: I feel you
by Bxbyjayla June 13, 2021
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co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.
co-grandnibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Cos

Companies
Survey shows 38% of cos intend to hire job seekers.
by Dismemo July 28, 2021
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nova cos

please give me your chongyun please
guy 1: hey dude, you heard nova cos pulled 10 kazuhas in a row?
guy 2: idc who even is that
(guy 1 and 2 start making out)
by cerisebruv July 5, 2021
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co-great-great-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's husband.
My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Cissco - Ciss•co

A generation of a certain people or group who need to feel righteous by causing havoc either for their own ideology, or interpretation of how a person lives their own life.
Cissco - Ciss•co

She's always putting us against eachother, she's a Cissco..

Devided we fall, together we stand you know? She a cissco..
by Cissco May 22, 2020
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ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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