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lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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Neeps Day

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day
by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013
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Hips for days

When a woman has hips so wide you wonder where they end.
Damn! Look at that girl! She's got hips for days!
by Rotten Lee Ravenous July 3, 2015
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bunkered day

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'
by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010
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Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.
Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!
by stillundersiege July 21, 2016
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Barricade day

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.
Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.
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poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...
by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
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