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Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!
by McBurgerton February 9, 2010
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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
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screen tearing

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own
Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.
by Derp blob November 12, 2017
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Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.
I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
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teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.
“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”
by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021
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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
by Tillers December 27, 2023
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