Twist Off

To Quit Someting Or Someone.

Ok Drill Fuckin' Keep It Up ImA Fixin To Twist Off On Ur Ass And Go To The House.

by "Scoobs " June 28, 2021

Twisted Nadia

When someone is deeply fried from the night before

Jonsey: fuuuck man do I look normal?

Laurence: maaan what’d you do last night? you on a Twisted Nadia G!!!!

by StolenCassio January 15, 2026

Cinnamon knot twist

Put your middle finger in partner's ass hole and flip it. Boom!! Cinnamon knot twist!

Place a middle finger in partners ass hole then flip it for the cinnamon knot twist.... boom!!! Cinnamon knot twist.

by Cinnamon knot twist January 23, 2026

Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."

Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"

by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026