taking a zac

Using the bathroom, finishing, and then coming back to your desk, only to get up and go back to the bathroom.

I can't get any work done b/c I keep taking a zac.

by ZaK04845 November 6, 2014

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014

Taking it to go

The act of taking it in one's bottom.

He's taking it to go.

We take it to go

she took it to go.

by Squidders August 15, 2014

Taking Out the Trap

The act of removing shitty trap music from your playlist and most likely your life soon after.

Guy 1: Hey man, you hear the newest from DJ Snake yet?

Guy 2: Sure did and downloaded it by accident. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking out the trap with that shit.

by SomeKindaCreep May 17, 2015

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two

Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four

by ass assassination December 22, 2016

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017