by Harley2008 November 13, 2013
Your wife from another life is someone you could see you being married to in another life, and envisioning a healthy marriage.
Person 1: Man, I can see Julie being my wife from another life! She is so perfect, and we compliment each other very well!
Person 2: Lmao, I ship it.
Person 2: Lmao, I ship it.
by Randoven October 02, 2015
See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
by TwinksNHohos January 10, 2012
Lex (Fuxkboyavery on insta )is jack Avery wife’s. She’s funny and smart and loves jack endlessly. Jack saved her life and will forever be her angel.
by Fuxkboyavery July 03, 2021
What do you think Emily is gonna major in at college?
Who gives a fuck she's gonna be a country club wife.
Who gives a fuck she's gonna be a country club wife.
by sparkletits69 December 26, 2016
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