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Wikus Van De Merwe

A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"

His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.

After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!

Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!
by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009
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Jordan van der Chys

Is attractive, cute, sweet, nice, hilarious. Pretty much anything a girl could ask for! (: Would be amazing to employ and is just all round the best thing that is going around today.
Person1: Hey, what's your name?
Person2: Jordan van der Chys.
Person1: I love you. Forever!!!!!!!!!
by PinKladybugs October 10, 2011
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A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley

Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
by Nick D June 21, 2006
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bree van de kamp

the red head on wisteria lane who expresses no emotions and highly values presentation, a clean house, manners, and sexual intercourse, missionary style of course!
Bree Van De Kamp: The opposite of love isnt hate, its indifference, and if you hate me, it means that you still care, and we are still connected, and i still have a chance.
by markopolo_77 February 17, 2008
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