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somalian system

who have so big dick? somalian system community bro
by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Asynchronous System

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.
French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.
by HorzaSe October 22, 2008
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Trophy System

In COD Mobile,equipment which automatically destroys incoming explosives thus preventing harm.

In real life,protection from dangers.
Noobs are using trophy system frequently.
by Virupaksh May 18, 2022
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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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System 32

A deadly virus that will destroy your computer in 1 minute! Quick! If you see it anywhere in your files, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!
Person A: "Delete system 32! It's a deadly virus!"
Person B: "Ok!" *deletes it*
Person B: "WHAT THE FUCK! MY COMPUTER WON'T TURN ON!"
by wetdiarrhoeapoop August 11, 2021
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Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together
Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.
by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020
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