j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

J + R

Dieses Paar ist definitiv für einander gemacht... Sie liebt ihn & er sie... Sie schreiben jeden Tag dass sie sich vermissen & kuscheln wollen... Eines Tages werden sie es!

J + R is the most beautiful pair

by chaampaagneepapii February 5, 2017

J-Moneyyy

loves money$$$
a female name for jesus
addictive.

J-Moneyyy was gettin some moneyy
I worship J-Moneyyy

by Weezybabyy December 12, 2007

j ride

Riding in the car smoking a joint

Me: “wyd”

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”

by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020