samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

symon

to always turn things into an innuendo

to make a statement sexual or disturbing

'wow he really symoned that up...'

by helen k January 7, 2008

Sijmon

A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.

That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.

by The Real Sabretooth March 19, 2014

simpn't

The difference of a simp.

He is just a simpn't!

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

Simo Häyhä

Only the best sniper in history.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.

He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.

He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.

You- Hey have you heard of Simo Häyhä?
Friend- no
You- Well you see..
-2 hours later-
You- ...which makes him the best sniper in history.
Friend- Wow he's a god
You- Indeed.

by simoisgod February 2, 2021

Simona

Simona is an overwhelming girl, she is sweet, incredibly smart, strong, badass, empathetic and damn beautiful.
She is a great listener and will always support you in the best way and through her gaze you will literally see the cosmos.
Simona is not just a person but the concept of art that a person can represent, because Simona is art.
She's also so fucking sexy that you will go crazy!

I met my gaze with Simona's, I feel so inspired!

Guy 1: Wow...
Guy 2: You have seen Simona, right?
Guy 1: Yup...
Guy 2: Yes, she's breathtaking...

by Singing Ocean November 22, 2021

Simoni

Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.

Man that Simoni sure is something.
Simoni.

by ode to the poets November 24, 2021