Blank Page Syndrome

When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.

I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.

by WingedFlame April 1, 2011

Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.

Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!

by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009

real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

by desPERRYado March 4, 2006

good friend syndrome

A syndrome, usually had by a male, where everyperson they ask out says "I dont think of you as someone I'd date, I just think of you as a good friend."

guy 1: I went out to lunch with two girls and all they did was complain about thier boyfriends.

guy 2: Sounds like you got that good friend syndrome.

by Rombert March 28, 2005

don vito syndrome

When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.

Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person

Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome

by jbenon January 13, 2010

turtle syndrome

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 6, 2007

Freshman Syndrome

When a girl gets to college, and all she wants to do is get drunk and have sex with random guys. Usually she breaks up with her long-term boyfriend, so she can go out and do these things with no remorse.

She partied all weekend, and slept with two different guys. Man that girl has freshman syndrome like crazy!

by Johnnyknox07 March 21, 2010