Shark-epic

Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).

P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!

by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011

Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023

Mud shark

A white woman who loves black men

Dude whitni is literally a mud shark. And she’s such an alcoholic too!

by GrandmaIHitABoulder March 1, 2022

loan shark

A Semi-Organized business, that loans people money, that one doesn't look in to ones credit and suspicious people. They loan the person the money with high amount of interest. Then, when the date comes to collect the money that the people own them, they go and forcefully take the money from them, and kill them, or take someone precious to them and take it for hostage as a reason to pay them the money, or take something of there's that would repay them for their expenses and more.

Hola, I need a somemoney on the DL for a job, know any good loan sharks.

by Mcy-D July 19, 2004

Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Shark fin

Sneaking up behind someone and using four fingers jamming them into their clothed butt crack while screaming "Shark fin" in order to disrupt theiron train of thought

I just totally gave that chick a Shark fin when she was giving me a hard time

by CnDn_bacon90 November 27, 2016