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retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.
by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009
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regards xx

This end to a conversation is the reserve of people trying too hard to be cool.

It has become an unofficial code for 'look at me, because I am fat'.
"going to the chippy now, regards xx"
by Leroy Gary July 28, 2009
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Retarded Puppy

a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.
Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.

Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.

Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009
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postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.
by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010
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ok retard

you really tried to search for what this means? ok retard
you: Im going to search what "ok retard" means so that i increase my intelectual intelligence

me,hearing your nerd ass from somewhere in the internet: ok retard
by ninon peaguda April 8, 2019
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Fucking Retard

1) fucking retard= fucktard

2)someone who is mentally sick

3) A fucked up person how you hate
Joe: "breaks something of casey's toy"

Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard
by Cunt_controller October 21, 2010
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REDcard

The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.
I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).
by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008
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