by EEGYOLKAREA51ALIENASADISGUISE July 20, 2019

Lots of penguin stuff around you. Penguin-texts, emails, jokes. Behaving silly to make you best penguin-friend to laugh. Pretend you are invincible to make her/him confident. Strenght to face the life, willing to live. Sense found in a senseless world. Believing life if good and sun is shining when outside is a big storm. Hope, happiness, concentration. In superheroes excess of superpowers. Ant. Penguinless
by BertrandRussell May 25, 2010

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.
I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night
by flatmonkey December 23, 2013

I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS
by akenn YES May 21, 2021

-a bird that cant fly
- someone that will always be that one specific ex that u never seem to 'get over'
- someone that will always be that one specific ex that u never seem to 'get over'
he/she is my penguin.
by bsa.111 January 15, 2022

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon
by anonymous July 21, 2022

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.
by IceKong November 7, 2013
