The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.
I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night
by flatmonkey December 23, 2013
Get the stinky penguinmug. The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
Get the Penguin shufflemug. Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018
Get the Penguinmug. Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018
Get the Penguin Accommodation Tasmaniamug. I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS
by akenn YES May 21, 2021
Get the penguin goddessmug. by xbunnyraptorx April 25, 2024
Get the penguinalmug. When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
Get the Chub Penguinmug.