Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011

princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.

Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.

by Vanbridg October 12, 2017

Ping Pony

A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.

Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.

by twerkteam69 November 2, 2012

Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes

by S[hell]by November 13, 2018

pony

tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man

- mayatheplant

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."

by maya yuh June 4, 2021

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

pony-boobs

The boobs of a pony

Damn, those some fine pony-boobs

by BeamMeUpScotty! October 28, 2015