box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Big Ass Truck

A Person Who Is a old Lady and has a Big Truck

A 80 Year old Lady drives a Big ass truck

by A Yorkie lover Who is Funny July 3, 2021

doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

Italian Truck Stop

When all of your friends come over to your house and shit on you while you sleep.

Goddammit, they gave me another Italian truck stop!

COLIN SUCKS ASS

by DRRASH November 18, 2011

Inflatable Semi-Truck

A Semi-Truck, but an inflatable toy.

I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.

by lolplease454 July 30, 2022