Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

by Markimedes September 30, 2023

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Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 27, 2023

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A heavy set woman giving you road head.

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

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When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

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Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 01, 2018

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I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.

by lolplease454 July 31, 2022

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Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

by RodneyRUX March 15, 2019

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