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Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov
Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"
by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 21, 2024
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Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!
A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast
by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022
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five simple needs

The five simple needs are defined as: Shelter, nutrition, community, fulfillment, and expression.

•shelter= a home that feels secure
•nutrition= food and water that can be absorbed and processed by the individuals body properly
•fulfillment= the feeling you are doing what you were"meant to", the freedom to pursue areas of talent and interest
•expression= the ability to communicate internal states and have that understanding reflected

Maslows hierarchy of needs is great but regarding need there is no hierarchy- a need is "all or none" there is no partial fulfillment of a need either you are sated or suffering.

Any of these needs not being fulfilled will lead to imminent deterioration of mind/body/spirit and results in behaviors of isolation and desperation.

The source of all problems in the world are from an unmet need which requires empathy and understanding to correct as opposed to assumption, hate, and rejection.
I thought I had all my needs met with food, water, and shelter but the real reason I've been feeling so depressed is I've been missing my five simple needs- Everything I do is for someone else yet I feel no community connection in my work environment. I need to align more with my passion work to feel like me again!
by sbvsblw October 4, 2022
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