alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick

ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise

by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020

Full Mantonello

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.

"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"

by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021

Mystic Manson

The act of sucking ones own dick. Especially when in public or under peer pressure.

Discord Kid: Let’s get Ryan to suck his own dick on camera.
Discord Kid 2: Oh you mean get him to do a Mystic Manson?

by C.W. Longrod April 6, 2021

Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

Double Manson

When you are performing autofellatio, however you have a partner with you who is also joining in on the fellatio

"Yo, I just got the surgery, with 4 less ribs and a longer spine, performing the Double Manson is now no longer a dream!"

"I can't wait! I'll bring the whipped cream"

by Geffbob September 26, 2021