May 24

National grab your friends big boobs day.

Hey girl it’s may 24 you know what that means!

by TomAndJerryFan May 23, 2021

mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

by this shit funny March 13, 2019

May 4

Today is the day to make your girlfriend happy by buying her chocolate and flowers. ♡

gf: Why did you buy me flowers and chocolate?
bf: It's May 4 .

by Xy_love May 03, 2021

May 6

national throw your friend named kate down a flight of stairs

hey kate it’s May 6, you know what i mean

by Katesaretoxicfriends420 February 16, 2020

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 08, 2019

may 1st

national kiss your boys goodnight day

I kiss my homie on the forehead on may 1st

by Cødy1243 October 17, 2019

12th may

i'm born on this day, consequently it's the day a goddess was born.
have a nice day❤️

she's born today, 12th may- she must be hot

«Look, Jane! She's the hottest, she's probably born on 12th May»

by hottieaf November 23, 2021