Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.

"Lobster was so much fun last night!"

by LiaOb June 3, 2020

Lobster

Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.

"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"

"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."

by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020

Lobster

Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.

"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"

"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."

by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020

Lobstune

Lame, Trash, Garbage, the lowest of the lows

That bitch looks like a lobstune to me

by WifeBeater423 September 23, 2020

Lobstune

Garbage, Trash, Lame, shitters... lowest of the low

Look at the lobstune looking head as Pierce Shlider

by WifeBeater423 September 23, 2020

Lobsterbanger

Big boned with a attitude. Loves lobsters and loves to bang ‘em. Constant milking along with being the biggest 10 pin leaver around in the sport of bowling. May change bowling balls every frame if need be.

Croiky, a wild Lobsterbanger is on lane 16.

by Pegasus300 October 24, 2020

Loob

A fool. Clown. Silly goose, if you will. A loob is someone whose brain is so smooth it’s embarrassing.

what did he sayyyy??! I didn’t know he was a f***ing Loob.

by ti-nvm December 3, 2020