Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Clint Licker

When you’re an idiot and don’t know what a clit is.

Person J: hit me in the Clint Licker.
Person A: like Clint Eastwood?

by The Guy who Misunderstood March 6, 2024

window licker

Lance Stroll.

"Bro, no way he crushed on the back of Daniel Riccardo like that! He is such a window licker!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Lily licker

To tongue punch/lick someone in their fart box(butthole)

One who licks buttholes

Guy: " im going to (lily lick) you when we fuck in 5 minutes after I (Alabama hotpocket) your sister."

Girl: "i love it when you lily lick me you (lily licker)."

by FistOfGold May 21, 2022

Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.

Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.

by JJ377 August 10, 2020

Penis Licker

A person who licks penis. That's it.

"Man, they're such a penis licker."

by Spidermanfucker2045 March 13, 2023