Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

Left laners

Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!

by JDurband August 8, 2016

Lanette

Probably one of the bitchiest girls you'll ever meet. She's a complete snob and is rude to almost everyone. If you meet a Lanette run in the other direction. She hangs out only with her "squad" and acts like everyone else in beneath her. A majority of people hate Lanette.

"Ugh look it's Lanette"
"Omfg she's such a bitch"

by Shausbdjoam July 30, 2017

switchin lanes

Doing lines of cocaine; switching between lines of coke

I was up til 5:30 last night just switchin lanes.

by highflier March 8, 2011

Laney

A white cracker that’s a slut. You can find one of these creatures in their natural habitat, a mall. They have perky boobs, are phattys, and are hot n’ dumb.

Who’s that
Laney

by YCTC May 21, 2018

Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

lanetarded

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009