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Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound
P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes
by Yod1000 January 9, 2024
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Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.
After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es
by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020
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Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this
Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.
by slimunator January 29, 2025
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knock

usually a reserve for a pool/snooker game, that is left on the side of the table when someone else is playing, so that you 'reserve' your game after theirs, or after the knocks been put down before yours.
paul, i'll go and put a knock on the table yeah?
by Adam April 16, 2004
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.
Need a 'captains knock' here
by sui9999 January 5, 2023
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Knocking the Milkman out

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.
by Myersrum September 6, 2019
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