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Cereal Killer 

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
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generation killer 

Ending the family's lineage with no offspring.
joe is a generation killer because he refuses to have kids
generation killer by rank1world October 9, 2015

zodiac killer

Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer...
zodiac killer by LuciferRoyale August 15, 2016

elite killer 

Someone in games that can completely slaughter the enemy team, and take down all the zombies
Dude do you see that elite killer, he is taking all of our kills
elite killer by The-boss125 August 9, 2016

zodiac killer

Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
zodiac killer by Only issues July 7, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Did you vote for Ted Cruz?
No, he the zodiac killer
Zodiac Killer by Hedgehogg39 July 7, 2016

Zodiac killer

someone who got away with a killing spree in the 70s, also known as TED CRUZ :)
who's the zodiac killer? oh do you mean Ted Cruz?
Zodiac killer by sami xo June 30, 2016