Johnathan

A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.

Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?

by IjustlikeJoJo April 28, 2020

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Jonatan

He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!

Dang he has some dope J's ! He must be a Jonatan !

by theprettysmilegurl January 10, 2014

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