Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person

Jack Johnson is a good person

by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020

Harry Johnson

A short godlike human being who is often bullied by his friends for his height (5’3”). He is not worshipped but everybody knows that he is a god and will fuck anybody he wants.

“Oh my god, it’s Harry Johnson! I hope he fucks me next!”

by Videos.com April 16, 2022

adrianna johnson

Adriannas are crack heads that wont give my m&ms or let me borrow her ear buds

adrianna johnson you a crack head

by boys ina hood November 19, 2018

Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

Homotron Johnson

An individual who perpetrates extremely gay acts.

That George Bush sure is a homotron johnson huh?

That ol' homotron johnson stole my car!

by Bernie G June 23, 2007

Johnson Bar

a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.

"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"

"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?

by Norcalgal January 3, 2013

jenn johnson

Lit worship leader from bethel music with a small case of the hipsters.

Jenn Johnson has a beautiful love for the Lord.

by henriididit August 10, 2016